“He literally tried to pull it off my body,” says Jordan. Whatever will shut him up.īut as soon as he brought his prized possession back out, the groupie grabbed it. One inebriated fan-the same man who had repeatedly asked Jordan to sleep with his girlfriend that evening-demanded an encore, asking the performer to “just let it hang.” Fine, Jordan thought. Desperate to get on with the night, he instinctively swung his big penis around like a piece of rope-the usual act-and stuffed it back into his briefs. “If I had a friend who had six or seven fingers on each hand, or two heads, I’d be curious to see them, too.”īut Jordan was now pushing 40, and the novelty of being a carnival attraction had long worn off. In his 20s, Jordan ate up the attention, showing off his super-sized schlong to whoever wanted to see it-and as rumors spread, his crowds ballooned. It was a legendary penis in the North East England town, and its owner had become a quasi-celebrity because of it. The audience erupted, delighted to catch a front-row glimpse of the biggest penis in Newcastle. So Jordan took a breath, carefully unbuttoned his pants, and pulled out his penis. He had found himself in this situation so many times before, and he knew when it was time to admit defeat. Nonsense, they said, as they formed an ironclad circle around Jordan to protect him. He liked this bar, and he didn’t want to get banned for performing his party trick. “Not here, not tonight,” Jordan answered. “Get it out, get it out!” the rowdy spectators screamed. There was Willie Jordan, flanked by a dozen friends and a few curious strangers in the back corner of a dimly lit pub. You also become known as the “big dick guy," your identity reduced to one part of your body. It can be tough to fit your erect penis completely inside of a vagina. But it turns out having a big penis comes with its fair share of problems, too.Most of us are stuck with what we've got. While there are ways to surgically enhance your penis to make it bigger, the practices are cost-prohibitive and even a little dangerous.Most guys wouldn't say no to a bigger penis, even if they fall within the range of 4.5 to 6.5 inches, the average size of an erect penis.
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